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Thooka marundhu sappitta thookam varum...
Anaa...Irumal marundhu sappitta irumal varathu!
(Enna kodumai saaar idhu)


Engineering Collegela padichu Engineer aagalaam,
Presidency collegela padichu president aaga mudiyumaa?!


7 Paramparaikkku ukkanthu saapida paisa irunthalum...
fast food kadaile ninnukittu dhaan saapidanum!


Life la onnume illa na bore addikum...
Thalaila onnume ellana glare addikum...


Hand wash'nna kai kazhuvaradhu,
'Face wash'nna mugam kazhuvaradhu,
Appo 'brain wash' nna braina kazhuvaradhaa?


Pal vali vantha palla pudungalam...
.Ana... Kaal vali vantha kaala pudunga mudiyuma ?!
Illa Thalai Vali Vandha, Thaliathan Pudunga Mudiyuma?


Vadivelu: Hello, enna ithu? 601 ruba kadan vaangitu 106 ruba thareenga?
Parthiban: Ithuthan kasana THIRUPPI tharadhu......


"Muruganukku" Mottai podu, "Perumalukku" Naamam Podu,
"Jesus"ku siluvai podu. My chellam, nee daily "jatti"podu,
Marakkama "thovachi podu"


Idi.. Minnal.. Mazhai.. puyal.. Vellam.. Poogambam.. ethu nadanthalum
east.. west.. north.. south..enga irunthaalum, entha sim pottirunthaalum
ennoda sms suma gilli...gilli....gilli maathiri vanthu
GOOD Morning sollum..Hava a nice Day...



Love Marriage ikkum, Arrange marriage ikkum enna difference??
naamala kenuthula viluntha athu love marriage...
10 per thalli vitta athu arranged marriage..


Kadavul kitta dress keten...Thuni kadaiye koduthar....
Sappadu keten..Hotele koduthar... Selavukku 5000 ketten...
un cell number koduthar, epa varatum...


"Heart attackna enna theriyuma?
Oru azhagana ponnu unna parththa-un blood heat aagum.
Aval Sirithal- un bp increace aagum.
Aval un pakathula vanthal-un heart beat raise aagum,
face verkum, naakku ularnthu pogum.
Aval thannoda azhagana lip sa open panni......
"Anna, Ghandi Parkuku entha busla poganumnu kekum bothu
un heartla "Dum" nu oru satham kekkum paar,
Athukku per thaan heart attack.

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Here comes the coMPUTER tHIRUKKURAL..
1.Bug kandupiditharae oruthal avar naana DeBUG seidhuvidal...
2.COPY PASTE seidhu vazhvaarae vazhvoarmattravarellam CODING seidhu saavaar.
3.emmozhi marandhaarkumJOB undaam JOB illai C i Marandhavarkku.
4.CHAT -tinil YAHOO.Chat seiga illaiyael CHAT-in CHATtaamai nandr..


The words which never complete without "u"
D_b_kk_ Baekk_ Makk_ Loos_ Pisas_ Frad_ Blaed_ Kir_kk_ Idh_ epdi ir_kk_?
HahaHaha


Hai! E Sollu!! E e e Sollu!! E e e e e e Sollu!! Nalla e e e e Sollu!!
(Leave some spacing) ilichadhu podhum po poi palla velakkuga...
Good MoRnInG...Have a nice day...

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BUMPER OFFER... Enakku Thodarndhu SMS/E-mail Anuppinal

Neengal Win Pannalam: 1st, $i.0 million car voda Photo

2nd, '29' inch colour TV'voda Carton Box

3rd, India Pogum Plane'kku BYE BYE kaatum vaaippu

4th, Mega Prize: BREAKFAST/LUNCH/DINNER.Unggal selavil

Mundhungal!!!Hurry...Limted period offer innike matume!!!!

Man 1: Oru nimishathula 130 name solla mudiyuma?

Man 2: Mudiyadhu, niye sollu...

Man 1: 100mohmed, 9thara, 6mugam, 7malai, 5ali, and 3sha.

kooti PARU KANAKU SARIA VARUM

TEA STRONG AA IRUKA YENA PANANUM? ORU SPOON "CEMENT" PODANUM.

Pongalukku Governmentla leaveu kudupanga...

Ana Idly Dosaikku kudupangala?!

Thel kottina valikkum...

paambu kottina valikkum ..

mudi kottina valikkuma? - Vazhukumae

School Testla Bit adikalam...

College Testla Bit adikalam ...

Blood Testla Bit addika mudiyuma?

Meen pidikiravana meenavan-nnu sollalam.

Naai pidikiravana naaiavan- nnu solla mudiyuma?

Naaikku naalu kaal irukkalaam.

Aana adhala LOCAL call, STD call, ISD call,

even MISSED call kooda panna mudiyathu!

Varum Sanikalame Eravu Elu muppathukku

Ungal SUN T.Vyil Hollywood

Thirai padam: "CHILANTHI ANNACHI"(SPIDER MAN)

appuram Sunday Hollywood

Thirai padam: Ammachi thirumba vanthach(Mummy returns)

Nan rojavai pola alaganavan illai
Aanal en ‘IDAYAM’
Rojavaivida
Alaganadu
En theriuma?
Athil neeum un Natoum iruppathal

1000, 2000 selavu panni OOTY, KODAIKANAL suthana TOUR NU solranga.
10p selavu illama OORA suthana THANDASORU nu solranga
Enna ulagamba

Wife: Yenga ippadiye naan samachi potta enakku enna kidaikkum?
Husband: Ennoda LIC panam Seekkaram kidaikkum.
Wife: !!!!!!!!!!1

Josiar: unga thosam nivarthi aganumna 36 vayasu ponna kalyanam pannanum
Sardar:Rendu 18 vayasu ponnungala katikalama
Josiar: …………….?!???????

One day sardarji buy a “kaadhal” flim vcd and he kept in fridge you know why?
Because sardar wants to see “jillunu oru kadhal” film

Super Punch:
Athigama “Makeup” podura ponnum..
Romba nala tea kadaila thongra
“BANNUM” nalla irundhatha
sarithirame illay.

Interviewer to a sardar: Tell me the opposite words for
“made in India”
Sardar: Pallam in Pakistan.

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There are 12 days for vinayagar chaturthi.
so kaliman demand aiducham.
so unga mandil irukarada safe pannikinga.

Kangal seyum siru thavarukku idhyam anubavikkum aayul thandanai.

"KADHAL"


Sachin century Adicha.
"Stadum Full".
Rajini padam Nadicha.
"Theatre Full"
Thalla S.M.S. anupuna unga
"INBOX FULL"



Friend 1: Enga manager gangaru mathiri.
Friend 2: "yeppadi?"
Friend 1: "Yeppavum oru kuttiyodathan iruppaar?"


Naragathil yeman and man.
MAN: nan en wifeuku oru call pannikuren how much paise?
YEMAN:naragam to naragam FREE



Yesterday i decided to sucide
I went to a mountain and tried to jump.
At that time i got a message in my mobile.
It's your message , after i read it
i decided to live.
U know why?
Vetti message anupura neeyelam uiroda irukumbodhu, na yaen saganum"...!


Parthiban: Banna evlo?
Vadivalu:Onnu 1 rupee
Parthiban: 60 paisaku varatha?
Vadivalu: 60 paisaku tholdhan varum.
Parthiban:40 paisa thola vachukittu palatha kudu


Vasagar: Enma unga paper la uppu sappe illa?
Writer: padikka sonna.....
ungala yaru nakki
pakka sonnathu.....


In a forest 10 people were walking....! (including me)
Suddenly a TIGER came and killed 9 people..... but didnt TOUCH me...... WHY?
Because Nangadhan singamla..........

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Tamil SMS

Amaichar: MANNA! NAATIL PANJAM THALAI "VIRITHU" ADUKIRUTHU.

PULIKESI: APPADIA! "RIBBON" AI KATTIKONDU OLUNGAGA ADA SOLLUM.

AMAICHAR:!!!!!!!!!!!?????

"LOVE" pani
"NASAMA"
Porathai Vida.!
"SIGHT"
Adichu
"SANTHOSAMA"
Irunga.!

Its my big advice for you.!

ippadikku... Best friend

Police: Eppadiya accident nadanthathu?

Driver: Athaan sir enakkum theriyala appo naan thoongittu irundhaen.

Two Wheeler Thought
'Hero honda'la hero pogalam
But
'Yamaha'la yaman poga mudiuma?

Man: How many idlies can you eat in empty stomach?
Sardar: I can eat 6 idlies.
Man: You Can eat only 1 idly in empty stomach.
When you eat second that's not empty stomach.
Sardar: ha ha ha super joke, I,m going to ask my friend.
Sardar: How many idlies can you eat in empty stomach?
Friend: i can eat 10.
Sardar: poda.
6nu sonna oru super joke soli irupen.

Kalaiyum neeye...
Malaiyum Neeye...
Mathiyanamum Neeye..
Iravum Neeye....
Vidinchu Nayae..
Yendiri Payae...

Dr Monitor MBBS,
ulcer Specialist.
Dr.Wills
Lungs Specialist.
Dr.Manikchand
Mouth Cancer Specialist.
Dr.Beer
Thoppai Specialist...............

Teacher : Mudhal masam january !
rendavathu masam Febuary!
Pathavathu masam enna?

Student: Delivary teacher.

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Yesterday i decided to sucide
I went to a mountain and tried to jump.
At that time i got a message in my mobile.
It's your message , after i read it
i decided to live.
U know why?
Vetti message anupura neeyelam uiroda irukumbodhu, na yaen saganum"...!